The Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner kerfuffle got me thinking.
What if my DNA is wrong?
What if my brain tells me I'm a fabulous feline? Like, for years?
I am now convinced that I'm a courageous cat!
From now on, I shall stop shaving, walk on all fours, adopt a human to take care of all my physical needs, get a tail surgically attached, move and reshape my ears, and forsake clothing.
Who's gonna stop me? The bigots? The haters?
I bet I'll get my own Reality Show.
Meow, Baby.
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