There's a new reality show on TV.
Five contestants must fight for the same job. They have to race around the country doing tasks that earn points from the audience.
The oldest contestant worked as a psychiatric aide, carpenter, erotica writer and town mayor. He thinks all the show's viewers should buy big screen TVs for their less fortunate neighbors so they can vote for him, too. Wacko!
Another contestant lies lies about her accomplishments and demands special treatment. She's very sweet when the cameras are on, but her teammates worry that her radical ambitions are putting their safety at risk. They call her the "Diva of Danger".
One guy thinks he should win because he is the richest, but he expects everyone else to do all the work and demeans them for not doing it as well as he could, so no one wants him on their team. I've nicknamed him "The Bully".
The contestant with the fewest points spends all his time going around to tell all the others that he should be the winner anyway, because his last job makes him most qualified, even though the audience clearly considers him delusional.
The last contestant is nicknamed "The Gentleman" because he memorized all the game rules and doesn't try to sabotage the others. He's not very exciting, but he's always polite and he's the one all the others go to for advice.
Have you seen the show?
It's called Presidential Election 2016.
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